It’s a vision Kramer experiences in the first 20 minutes of the film. The main movie poster for Saw X isn’t even a real trap. Sounds terrifying, but obviously I’m surviving and waking up a bit pissed that I didn’t get a fair crack at a real trap. The vehicle splits her in half and leaves each of her arms hanging. In her nightmare, Jill Tuck is hung up by her hands in front of Mark Hoffman, who fires a spiked mini-train at her chest. I want to say the Saw masterminds are better than a dream sequence, but at this point this was their seventh movie in seven years. One last thing: The ranking will proceed in order of most survivable to least. On the flip side, I also was generous to any traps for being iconic, overtly creative, or whatever the hell I want, because the list is ultimately supposed to be fun, of course. It’s a code of honor, of sorts, so I’ve accordingly reflected any breaks with that code in my ranking. Jigsaw might put a victim through excruciating torture, but he always-theoretically-gives them a chance to survive. I also considered the fact that a number of these traps are designed to be inescapable, because Jigsaw’s loser accomplices (looking at you, Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman) don’t always adhere to Jigsaw’s vision. To determine the level of survivability, I created a proprietary score system accounting for physical trauma, psychological duress, and the complexity of the trap’s rules. There’s a lot of TV out there. We want to help: Every week, we’ll tell you the best and most urgent shows to stream so you can stay on top of the ever-expanding heap of Peak TV.
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